As Tay Zonday’s conquering of the Internet continues unhindered with his musical opus, “Chocolate Rain,” it was only a matter of time before the Dark Lord weighed in. Yes, there’s been a previous take on Vader/Chocolate Rain, but that’s the lazy man’s version. This new edition puts Chad Vader behind the mic.

Come on, fans. Give us your Star Wars Chocolate Rain lyrics.

• “Artoo saves the day again.”
• “Jabba’s always yanking Oola’s chain.”
• “Luke grabs a Cloud City weather vane.”
• “Lumiya comes from Shalyvane.”
• “Trapped in carbonite with David Blaine.”

…Okay. It’s harder than we thought.