Just pointing out something that you’ll now never be able to un-see.
Pablo Hidalgo is paid to know the difference between Romba and Lumat and dies a little bit inside when you misspell Wookiee or Lucasfilm. He lives in San Francisco and also on Twitter as @infinata.
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Well that’s one Easter Egg
The Mouse is watching ! :p
A dark omen of the Force….
Here is an idea….
Remember im mixing it up so it isnt predictable. A combination of the books, fan ideas, and mine. 30 years after episode 6.
a long time ago in a galaxy far far way….pause…..music…..
STAR WARS
EPISODE VII
THE FALLEN HERO
(3 paragraphs)
The death of Darth Vadar and Darth Sidious put so much fear into the empire that many had surrendered but some dissappeared deep into space never to be heard from again….
While celebration continued to spread throughout the galaxy the new jedi order lead by Luke Skywalker hunted down the remaining emperial forces and wars came to a halt for three decades….
Now in a failed assination attempt on the life of Lando Calrissian by a criminal some thought to have been dead for many years tries to escape the alerted republican guards….
….now the basic plot….
A chase begins as the criminal ( Manno Fett ) fails to kill Lando (hes been trying for years to kill the ones who killed his dad Bobba in part 6) and is trying to get away. The republican security guards are chasing him around the planet up into space but is unable to destroy him. Just when he thinks he gets away, (to the movie fan surprise) Han and Chewy in the famous Falcon with their old buddies in the classic X-wings are able to capture him. (Hans hair is shaved with tatoos on each side of neck and face as markings of his most famous captures being the greatest bounty hunter ever–like the show dog the bounty hunter). When captured, Han and Chewy realizes that Manno is not a clone like Jango and Bobba were. So they take him to the famous prison that holds the galaxies most dangerous criminals, Cloud City….then skip to…
When Han and Chewy arrive back they are awarded by Luke,family,friends etc., to honor them as Manoo Fett is finally behind bars. After the entire family gathers together (the only time you see this on film), they walk up through a sort of like hall of fame tunnel (artifacts of history from episodes 1,2,3,4,5 and 6) to watch the famous space race (a race that started after ep 6 to honor the fallen who perished during the battle of Endor and the destrustion of the Death Star. Before the race, Han passes his ship over to his older son Jacen. Him along with his best friend Lando Jr aka chance and his brother (the super mechanic) Ben Solo, they upgrade it…..then…
A fantastic space race begins (sort of like the pod race but much faster and never seen on film before). So after the ships fly all over the planet and the moons and the astroids and whatever else there is, the race is about to end. However, right before it ends, Darth Spiden and his minons attack and break up the race that leads to battle. From ol Tie Fighters and new little fighters to lightsaber battles, Darth Spiden uses this decoy to go after jedi holocrauns that have been secretly kept somewhere in the hall of fame museum. Luke is unaware like others how he knew this. When they succeed, Spiden and the others left get away. However, one of his minons tries to activate a toxic bomb but Han (in a small cruiser) rams his cruiser into it and the minon and blows it up before it can be activated to destroy the city. Han dies and becomes the title of the movie the fallen hero (remember harrison ford wanted to die as a hero in ep 6 so now he gets to here). And the city is renamed Han Solo City to honr him….then….
Then Luke assembles the jedi knights and republica fighters for a massive hunt to eliminate these new evil minons. And after some more blah blah here to get to know more about the new characters, Luke learns of a sith planet never heard of before called Korriban. And also learns that a sith became king that took power there a few years after Return of the Jedi. He also learns that the sith king Lord Asp has been waiting patiently to fight and kill this so called chosen one that he thinks is Luke. He thinks that Luke killed Vadar and Sidious but Vadar is the one who tossed Sidious to his death and got redeamed. No one knows what excatly happen but Luke. Although rumors and sories over the years make people believe that Luke is the chasen one. Some think he killed them just to take power himself. Thats what the sith believe……then…..
Then after more jedi fighting and battles Luke learns that Lord Asp was the teacher of a famous sith legend called Darth Plagius Da White who was the one that used the dark side of the force to pregnate a few women in a village. But only one survived and had a boy. Anakin the false prophet. (Sidious killed Da White before he knew of this as explained in ep 3). Then Luke and Lord Asp fight each other with their lightsabers (Asp has a black one that glows some how and Luke his grenn of course). Luke defeats him and when the daughter of Lord Asp, (empress Xaya) heres about it she is not waiting anymore and calls for the dark jedi army now in her control (named whatever) to launch a galaxy wide destruction of all who is against the sith. Luke also learns that the dark jedi are descendants of the children that were captured in the jedi temple by another sith warrior and made them mate with the sith females. (remember the children who were not taken died by Anakins wrath in ep 3)….then…..
Then after a few more blah blah and seeing Ben Solo and his friend become Jedi masters at the end, Luke also learns that Darth Spiden is Vadars student on revenge to end him. (at the beginning of ep 6, Vadar arrived at the Death Star to make sure thay stayed on schedule. But where was he comin from ? From his last meeting with his student with plans to kill Luke and Sidious and take over with him. But plans got changed along the way in ep 6). Also Luke learns from a blood test from a doctor that accedentally mixed up the identification names, that some one watching the jedi ceremony has the highest medirclorian count ever. More than Vadar, Yoda, Luke, Obi-wan, Mace windu etc combined. And after comunning for the first time with Qui-gon and Windu, along with Yoda and old Obi-wan, Luke learns that this person is the chosen one who would destroy the greatest sith leader and the dark jedi armies of the galaxy and bring peace and love forever. (we find out in ep 8 that its one of Leia children.) ( The identity is not known until ep 9)…..so here is the quick thing……
The first trilogy was about the rise and fall of the first skywalker (false prophet Anakin). The second trilogy was about the rise and redemption of the second skywalker ( Luke saving Anakin). The third trilogy is about the rise and stand of the third skywlker (chosen one)…..and my names of the this trilogy saga would be…..Episode 7 The Fallen hero….Episode 8 Rise Of A New Dawn….Episode 9 Victory Of The Force……and here is the secret anyway since i dont have a chance in jedi world to direct it. DAM IT DAM IT DAM IT !!!!!!!…………….so here it is………….
The secret that would mind F the movie fan until part 9…..Princess Leia had two sons. The third son died at birth and she couldnt have anymore. But to a surprise, the mediorclorians conceived Jaina. Leia would take this secret to her death in ep 8 knowing Han or anybody wouldnt believe her. Mara Jade would be Jaina teacher towards the end of 7 and middle of 8. In ep 8 you would see what the jedi trials looked like. At the end of 8 Ben would be betrayed and killed by his friend (like Lucas wanted to tell about Anakin and Vadar until he made them one). Luke dies in 9 by Darth Spiden just like Obi-wan died in ep 4 passing the torch along to Jaina when he knew it was the only one to know at this point. Jacen and Lando jr die in early ep 9. Most characters will die in 7,8 and 9. Also in ep 9 the sand people unite behind Darth Spiden believing that he is their prophecy leader. Spiden has to lightsabers that are like bull whips and when he uses them they move around so fast it appears as if he has spider legs. At the end of ep 9 Jaina kills Spiden and destroys both the dark jedi warriors and sand people warrios. The finak scene is when the chosen one is looking into the new world of peace with R2D2 and C3PO standing on each side. And i have a lot more for episodes 8 and 9 but dam my fingers tired. If you still reading whether you like the idea or not thankyou cause my fingers are ready to sleep. Oh yea i forgot to tell you the cast for episode 7…………
This cast is for 30 years after episode 6. And jedi dont get married(maybe in books but not movie—thats one of the reasons Anakin fell. Emotions like Yoda kept saying………….cast……….for episode 7………………..Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams, R2D2, C3PO, Chewbacca, General Akbar of course and………Sean Connery as Brayden Jade (father), Angelina Jolie as Mara Jade, Angela Bassett as Tendra Calrissian (wife), Tom Hardy as Jacen Solo, Channing Tatum as Ben Solo, Alyson Michalka as Jaina Solo, Kerry Washington as Danu Calrissian, Anthony Mackie as Lando Jr aka chance, Kate Mara as Rowan Jade (cousin), Sam Rockwell as Darth Malgus, Nikolaj Coster Waldau as Darth Revan, Jeremy Irvine as Darth Nihilus, Joaquin Phoenix as Manno Fett, Diana Penty as Empress Xaya, Tamala Jones as Darth Talon, Esha Gupta as Xinge Elrath, Zhang Ziyi as Asajj Ventress, Juno Temple as Lord Rayne, Bella Thorne as Delmarhan Juuo, Kenneth Branaugh as Lord Asp, and Jeremy Renner as Darth Spiden……………..and no Spiden is not darth maul with metal legs forget that he is a whole new character………..so hopefully Star Wars Blog will let this pass the moderation cause my fingers are sore…………..well i guess im ready for comments on this….good idea ? or just another bag of yick yack that needs to get the F on…………..Thanx for reading if you still are…………..MAY THE FORCE BE WITH US ALLL………except for time traveling Star Trek !!!!! HaHaHaHaHa……………
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Awww, you are right, now I will never be able to un-see this!
(No pun intended, it really is my name!)
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Isn’t that Mike Jittlov’s animation short head?
Could it be possible that Lucasfilms and the Star Wars franchise have always been owned by Disney and they are just now coming out of the closet?
Hmmm…
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