More Zillo Beast Haikus

Pablo Hidalgo | April 14, 2010

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Once you start doing these, you really can’t stop.

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  1. avatar CC-328 says:

    Haha! Great haikus!

    Zillo Beast, Shot At
    Occupational Hazzard
    Lunch: Human Kabobs

  2. avatar DarthDavis says:

    A ferocious beast
    terrorizing coruscant
    watch out for Jedi!

  3. avatar Tyler Glantz says:

    A Zillo Beast on Corusant, who’s “bright” idea was that?

  4. avatar Darth Krayt says:

    Very Funny! I like it!

  5. avatar Chris Mathers says:

    Zillo Beast is loose
    What good will these rifles do
    Ah, shut up Cosmos

  6. avatar Isaac says:

    here’s another:

    swift as the darkness
    menacing and destroying
    return of the beast

    Ps nice haikus :P

  7. avatar Bernhard says:

    Old city –
    A Zillo Beast jumps in
    The sound of the sirens.

  8. avatar Lord Bane says:

    The One Episode I missed!
    I’m going to watch it right now, however.

    Suspense is mounting,
    A tribute to Godzilla,
    Better Start Watching.

  9. avatar Chief says:

    Bane of Malastare
    The Dugs ancient enemy
    Sacks the Republic

  10. avatar Chief says:

    Mace Windu was right,
    Should have left the Zillo Beast
    Alone in his hole

  11. avatar Chief says:

    The Republic needs
    Fuel for their massive warships.
    Price too high to pay.

  12. avatar Chief says:

    The Beast awakens.
    Fierce fighter, but it looks like
    A giant tapeworm.

  13. avatar Chief says:

    Heavily armored,
    The Zillo Beast is coming
    Just aim for the gaps

  14. avatar Lord Bane says:

    Now that I’ve watched it. . .

    Xenophobic Dugs,
    Conscientious Warrior-Knights,
    A deceiving Plot.

  15. avatar Chief says:

    Bring that Beast back home
    We have much to learn from it
    And no time to lose

  16. avatar Chief says:

    Just one seismic blast
    And we have a new toy for
    Our experiments

  17. avatar Chief says:

    What is one life worth
    When economics rules all?
    The war must go on.

  18. avatar Chief says:

    Just like Godzilla,
    A Zillo turns Coruscant
    Into Tokyo.

  19. avatar Chief says:

    Call out the Jedi,
    We need their special powers
    To help trap a beast.

  20. avatar DarthDavis says:

    Wow, Chief, you’re dominating the comments area.

  21. avatar admiral thrawn says:

    your lightsaber fails
    your weapons have no affect
    and poison is umm……

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