Zillo Beast Haikus

Pablo Hidalgo | April 13, 2010

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Intended, of course, as the highest form of flattery. We’ll be here all week, folks as we count down to The Zillo Beast Strikes Back.

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  1. avatar Padme Amidala says:

    I did not like the dugs, but I do not want them to die either. Nor do I want the Zillo to die, free them!! Just let him go to a nice vacation home on a planet somewhere. That way, everyone is happy!! GOD bless<

  2. avatar Randy says:

    I hate Zilo beasts.
    You have a bad feeling too?
    I know, let’s blast it!

  3. avatar Sompeetalay says:

    The European President, Herman Van Rompuy, who’s Belgian, loves to make Haiku’s as well. I’m wondering if he’d be able to write one about the Zillo Beast :)

  4. avatar star wars geek says:

    the dugs are overreacting and i agree with master Windu that is is wrong to kill an innocent life form. Zilo beast should LIVE.

  5. avatar odudley29 says:

    I don’t care for dugs, but i think the Zillo Beast is cool!

  6. avatar Darth Banana7 says:

    That is really funny.

  7. avatar CC-328 says:

    This is a terrific post! I love the last one…I’m thinking of using it as a sign for my door.

  8. avatar Shadowclone says:

    I think Zillo Beast’s Weakness is his eye

  9. avatar Shadowclone says:

    :)

  10. avatar clone124 says:

    It reminds me of an old Japanese Godzilla movie.

  11. avatar DOC says:

    “What?” says the Zillo
    Does anyone knock these days?
    Scram you lousy kids.

  12. avatar FilmEdge says:

    Zillo Beast rampages
    Jedis Palpatined again
    Will this never end?

  13. avatar kmh654 says:

    Zilo is the coolest and smartest creature ever it hunts down all who anger it it cannot be kill by lightsabers I think its the only thing that plays fair in a fight.

  14. avatar darth monkeybutt says:

    that’s right, never listen to the chancelor because… well, you know what i’m going to say.

  15. avatar airsoftguy says:

    they take the beast to corisant, the zillo beast dies. :( but they clone it.

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