Just in time for The Ewok Adventure’s 25th anniversary, we found this amusing item description attached to a 1980s PVC figurine of an Ewok. Here’s part of the description:
I am ashamed to even list this thing. i should have thrown it into a pond, but we’re trying to ebay some stuff to get a coffee grinder. that’s what my life is now. I would rather trade my scifi dreams in for a decent cup of coffee than ever look at this little jerk’s mug again. Ewoks? Seriously? YOU BETCHA!
Hey, we know Ewoks aren’t for everyone, but maybe if the seller can earn a few bucks for his “officially…dead to me” little PVC, he’ll find the little fuzzballs aren’t so bad. Check out the auction here. Thanks to Andrew Boscardin for the heads-up!
Tags: eBay Finds, Humor
If I’m not wrong, the third pic in the eBay auction is from the excellent episode with Mark Hamill from Amazing Stories (”Gather Ye Acorns”, first season).
You are correct, sir. That is a shot from “Gather Ye Acorns.”
Best advertising he could have asked for! It was up to $10 dollars when I saw the article/post. BTW I like ewoks….
OMG that is heeelarious!
But ewoks are cute…
Ewoks are the worst.
Damn. won`t ship outside the US. Maybe it`s for the best