INT. LARS HOMESTEAD — GARAGE AREA — LATE AFTERNOON
C-3PO: Thank the Maker, this oil bath is going to feel so good! I have such a bad case of dust contamination I can barely move.
Luke: Don’t mind me harshing your Calgon moment, Goldleaf. I’ll a little too busy hating the universe.
C-3PO: What? Why?
Luke: Why? Because unfairness and sand are the only things this planet has buckets of. Biggs totally called it. I’m more stalled than an airport men’s room.
C-3PO: Is there anything I might do to help?
Luke: Doubt it. Unless you’ve already pressed your magic teleportation and time-altering button and we’re back where we started because that didn’t work.
C-3PO: I see, sir.
Luke: Can the Jeeves bit, Rolled Gold. It’s Luke. And not Mr. Skywalker. That would be my dad, if I had one.
C-3PO: I see, Sir Luke.
Luke: Whoa, whoa, now you’re dubbing me like a Japanese monster flick. No, just Luke.
C-3PO: Oh. And I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart, R2-D2.
Luke: Howdy. Short stuff, you’re crustier than Little Caeser’s crazy bread. What’s with the mesquite-grill toasting? I wasn’t expecting mint on mint-card, but you look like you’ve had one hell of a weekend.
C-3PO: With all we’ve been through, sometimes I’m amazed we’re in as good condition as we are. What with the Rebellion and all.
Luke: Rebellion? Rewind. Lather. Repeat. You know of the Rebellion against the Empire?
C-3PO: It’s how we came to be in your service, if you take my meaning, sir.
Luke: Oh, I’ll take it. My calendar isn’t exactly full of appointments to hear interesting anecdotes today.
C-3PO: There’s not much to tell. I’m not much more than an interpreter, and not very good at telling stories. Well, not at making them interesting, anyway.
Luke: Well, my little Roomba, we be jammin’ here. The hell you got crammed in there? You’re gonna need some roughage to clear out that block. Hey, were you guys on a star cruiser or a –
Leia (Hologram): Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
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*yawn* Wake me up when the Diablo Cody backlash is over.
It’s the internet. It’ll be over in 10 minutes. Or whenever the next great Tay Zonday emerges.
I say we let him sleep.
One man’s backlash is another’s tribute. Well, smirking tribute. I thought this was great!
It almost cracked me up. (twas good
I didn’t really laugh at this. It wasn’t terrible or anything, just not particularly funny. I am almost certain, though, if performed live, it would be a snicker jerker.
Not fair…not fair of that nasty spammer to come to this blog and hawk his nasty little collectibles. ;O)
Paul
antiaging4geeks.com
well thanks guys, I read that and now I have to go and change my underwear.
And I’m going out in 23 minutes!
(do you know anywhere thats still open so I can buy something for Mothers Day?)
Oh, BTW, don’t check out Lightsabre, or else you’ll see I’ve totally nicked this post and put it on the site.
(Stoopid slow news days…)
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