(Chewie has no need for pants!)
In honor of No Pants Day (May 2), we figured even if you’d rather not go trouser-less, you might appreciate this list of lines from Star Wars just seem funnier with the word “pants” substituted for the original words.
The Best Star Wars Lines with Pants:
1. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.
2. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
3. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
4. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
5. TK-421. . . Why aren’t you in your pants?
6. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought onboard.
7. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
8. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
9. Your pants betray you.
10. But I was gonna’ go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!
11. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
12. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
13. Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, isn’t it?
14. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
15. I am altering the pants. Pray that I don’t alter them any further
16. I’m not in this for your revolution, I’m in it for the pants.
17. Judge me by my pants, do you?
18. Search your pants, Luke. You know it’s true.
19. I happen to like nice pants.
20. Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I’m never gonna see my pants again.
Check out the full Star Wars Pants List here:
Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With “Pants”
Contribute to the ongoing list of pants lines here:
Star Wars Pants forums thread